#incorrect bsd

[dazaiskinnie]

*Chuuya shitfaced drunk watching a video on his phone*

Chuuya: NO! NO DONT GO THERE! DONT GO INTO THE CHURCH YOU DUMB BITCH!

Dazai: What are you watching chu? A horror movie?

Chuuya, nonchalantly: Our wedding video.

Dazai: …

[incorrect-soukoku]

Odasaku: Dazai, you're going to have to stop screwing around if you want to be Chuuya's boyfriend.

Dazai: Woah, woah, woah. Ha! "Boyfriend"? I don't want to be Chuuya's "boyfriend".

Odasaku: Well, what do you want, then?

Dazai: I don't know. I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair.

Odasaku:

Dazai: *scoff* But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend.

Odasaku: Dazai, what you just described is a relationship between a boyfriend and a boyfriend…And a pretty clingy one at that.

[stellartorment]

GO FETCH *throws these at you before running into upcoming traffic*

[bsd-incorrect]

Akutagawa, trying to comfort Atsushi: Hey, don't cry. I went to mad at you island and none of your friends were there.

Atsushi, through tears: Why were you at mad at me island?

Akutagawa, now panicking: Depopulating it.

[incrtbsd]

Ranpo: Wow, Poe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Poe: We literally slept together yesterday.

Ranpo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[enby-mori]

Chuuya: I don’t think the Boss is happy with you

Dazai: Why do you say that?

Chuuya, reading a letter aloud: 'Dear Dazai-kun, I hope this letter finds you before I do’

[sleepinghellokitty]

Poe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Ranpo: You need to stop.

[yarrayora]

Dazai: I'm dating Atsushi-kun

Shibusawa: And? My angel killed me with his claws twice

Dazai:

[knockyasocksoff2022]

Incorrect Quote

*some time in the future* Chuuya: Looking good today, Dazai Dazai: We've been married for three years, Chibi. You don't have to call me by my surname anymore. Chuuya: Huh? *turns away from the mirror to face his husband* Oh, I was talking to myself.

[myreygn]

[Dazai and Chuuya get arrested]

Dazai: So, who do we call?

Chuuya: I'd call Kouyou, but I feel safer in jail.

[dazaiskinnie]

Dazai: Truth or dare?

Chuuya: Truth

Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me

Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.

Atsushi: …

Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare

[incorrect-soukoku]

Atsushi: I’m texting Akutagawa, I’m gonna ask him to dinner. How should I text it, “Let’s get dinner” or “Do you wanna get dinner”?

Kunikida: Go with, “Let’s get dinner”, so you’re like assertive and confident.

Atsushi: For sure!

Yosano: Actually now you sound a little aggressive. Cause you don’t wanna be the guy that’s like “LET’S GET DINNER” like you’re some kind of caveman.

Dazai: You are suppose to ask him to dinner, not tell him to dinner.

Atsushi: Perfect.

Ranpo: Actually wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy.

Atsushi: This is tough.

Yosano: The last thing you wanna be is the overly masculine guy like “LET’S GET DINNER I’M THE BREADWINNER BITCH”.

Ranpo: But guys also love assertiveness.

Kenji: Say “dinner is something I would enjoy taking you on if you were also interested in attending the meal.”

Atsushi: The more words the better.

Tanizaki: No wait, say “I would like nothing more than to take you to the finest restaurant in town for a lovely meal we call dinner.”

Atsushi: Should I send that in a voice memo?

Dazai: Fuck that, say “Dinner tonight, 7PM, take it or leave it, you bitch.” Cause he’s playing games now.

Ranpo: Sign it, seal it, deliver it.

Yosano: I don’t know why gays are so difficult all the time.

Atsushi: I’m not gonna say that.

Kunikida: Definitely don’t say that.

[bsd-incorrect]

Kunikida, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Atsushi: Hey. Kyoka: Hi. Dazai: Hello. Kenji: Hey! Kunikida: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Ranpo: We were out of Doritos.

[incrtbsd]

Dazai, in his jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Fyodor, in the cell next to Dazai: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

[angel-can-write]

POV: Fyodor kidnaps Dazai & Chuuya, and he forces Dazai to obey him to keep Chuuya safe.

Fyodor: Will you accept?

Dazai: If I agree, will you let Chuuya go?

Fyodor: Oh heavens no, he is quite resourceful.

Dazai: But if I disagree you’ll kill him??

Fyodor: I said Chuuya is resourceful, not indispensable.

Did ya find that interesting? It’s from my fanfic. Feel free to check it out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63577045/chapters/162935863

[sleepinghellokitty]

Poe: I actually have a black belt. Ranpo: In what, karate? Poe: No, from Gucci.